Such A Villainous Scoundrel!
Wife,
How dare you bring up the likes of Lord Zuckerberg. His dereliction of duty can be traced as a contributing factor for our current predicament. A pox upon his house! His devotion to his self-promotion and furtherance of his own wealth has produced a platform of disinformation where the masses may perpetuate their absurdities with impunity. Much like this current affliction, astounding duncery spreads daily from his virtual community. Such poppycock as those who deny the spherical truth of our globe, or worse that pineapple fruit is an appropriate topping for Italian pies. His name is unbefitting of our notice much less our praise. I ask you never again to bring up that rapscallion as it was his neglect which assisted in the obfuscation of the truth during the electioneering of our last presidential election that left us at the whims of the zounderkite that presently occupies the executive mansion and through his ineptitude is exacerbating our misfortunes.
I am in such a state I can not even recount the day's events. I am nearly apoplectic. In such a state I fear that I can devote my mind to petty musings or lighthearted anecdotes. I pray rest shall revitalize my spirits. May your rest bring you peace and I shall see thee in the morrow.
Your husband,
J.H. Berry, Esquire
How dare you bring up the likes of Lord Zuckerberg. His dereliction of duty can be traced as a contributing factor for our current predicament. A pox upon his house! His devotion to his self-promotion and furtherance of his own wealth has produced a platform of disinformation where the masses may perpetuate their absurdities with impunity. Much like this current affliction, astounding duncery spreads daily from his virtual community. Such poppycock as those who deny the spherical truth of our globe, or worse that pineapple fruit is an appropriate topping for Italian pies. His name is unbefitting of our notice much less our praise. I ask you never again to bring up that rapscallion as it was his neglect which assisted in the obfuscation of the truth during the electioneering of our last presidential election that left us at the whims of the zounderkite that presently occupies the executive mansion and through his ineptitude is exacerbating our misfortunes.
I am in such a state I can not even recount the day's events. I am nearly apoplectic. In such a state I fear that I can devote my mind to petty musings or lighthearted anecdotes. I pray rest shall revitalize my spirits. May your rest bring you peace and I shall see thee in the morrow.
Your husband,
J.H. Berry, Esquire
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